i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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