FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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