Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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