Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
whose parrot is this?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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