They should really pass out barf bags in church
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
