how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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