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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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