Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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