I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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