Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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