Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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