So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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