A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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