rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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