I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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