ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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