Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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