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(770): View more from Georgia

cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton

(1-770): View more from Georgia

i said paris hilton

(770): View more from Georgia

thats even worse

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.

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(940): View more from Texas

You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.

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(512): View more from Texas

my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Please shut the fuck up.

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