windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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