After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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