was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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