So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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