Do vagina's smell?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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