I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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