i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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