Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize