Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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