My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
