What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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