ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
