I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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