In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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