I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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