How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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