she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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