I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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