I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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