Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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