I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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