Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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