Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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