he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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