I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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