Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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