Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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