My friends, they love my intelligence
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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