And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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