anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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