You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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