So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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