Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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