two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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