So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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