He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just cropdusted the office
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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